How are you this evening,
Yayoi?
How are you this evening, Yayoi?
I am feeling very well,
Kanako.
I am feeling very well, Kanako.
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
I read another very interesting book.
What was the name of the book you liked so much, I wonder?
That is... Ah, I seem to have forgotten the title.
Will you tell me what kind of story it was?
Yes, I would be happy to.
It's a story about the bonds of friendship between gentlemen,
spoken quietly by the burning hearts of men fighting with their trusted companions in battle.
They overcome their obstacles, carrying justice, truth, and love in their hearts,
clashing with one another and inviting those who observe their actions to join them in an intoxicating world.
My, what a story! It sets the heart ablaze!
The young midfielder had something he would always say.
What is it? Will you tell me?
The ball is my friend. I am not sca-
Natsu no Arashi!
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There is something that I've been hiding from everyone.
I don't think anyone would care very much,
but I just can't bring myself to tell anyone my secret.
Oh no!
Secret Garden
Good morning.
You're late, Jun.
I'm sorry, I'll change right away!
Men's
Changing
Room
Arashi-san, please be more careful next time!
Sorry, Hajime-chan.
There was something about Hinamoto that bothered me.
Oh, Kamigamo.
Did you just get here?
Welcome!
Please, sit wherever you'd like.
That outfit suits you, Kaya.
Is that so?
Yeah, you look pretty.
This place hasn't changed at all, has it?
You're right. This place wasn't bombed.
That's why I always stayed in the vicinity.
Arashi-san is pretty, but Kaya-san has an exotic feel to her.
You're impure, as always.
Are you still angry?
You're supposed to be a guy. Your feelings shouldn't be hurt just because someone saw you changing.
You're just way too inconsiderate.
You're being too harsh, Kamigamo.
Are you sure you're not really a girl?
Eh? Wh-What makes you think that?
If you're a guy, you should get more exercise. Your chest is pathetic.
Table two needs one iced coffee.
Okay!
He's such an insensitive guy.
Huh?
Something seems to be wrong with it.
Well, I picked it up for free, so I guess it can't be helped.
Can you bring me some salt?
What's the matter, Kamigamo?
Can you bring me some salt?
H-H-Help-
Really, you don't act like a guy at all!
Did you know? If you put detergent on a cockroach, it'll die!
Alright, let's go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
Ready, aim... fire!
Um, the salt...
Sorry, it was all out.
YASAKA!
Why is he so stupid?
He really is inferior!
Truly a little kid! Everything he says and does is childish!
I'm leaving your change of clothes right here.
Okay, sorry for the trouble.
I know that all men are like children, but Yasaka takes it way too far!
He needs to think about other people more.
Hey, Jun!
There are a lot of customers here! Hurry up!
Yes! I'm coming now!
Sorry for the wait.
Why are you in that outfit...
Eh? What?
What is that?
Jun-kun, how cute!
Wh-What is this?
Can't you tell? It's this shop's uniform.
But isn't this for girls?
Notice what you're changing into.
I was thinking about something.
I don't have any spare uniforms for males.
Just work like that for today.
I'm changing into my own clothes.
Nope!
This shop has a certain atmosphere, you know?
That atmosphere does not include cross-dressing!
It's fine as long as no one finds out.
That's not...
Hm... what Yasaka lost in his bet, plus the cost of the plates you broke, plus the clean-up time, divided by your hourly salary...
Anything else?
The spilled milk.
That too.
You owe me around this much?
Well then, I'm in your care!
You're cute.
Th-Thank you very much.
Did you just start here?
Uh, sort of...
How about we exchange mail addresses?
I'm sorry, but that's against store regulation.
Hey you, would you take my order next?
Yes! Thanks for the wait.
Oh? He's pretty popular.
This might be good for business.
That's for sure.
He's much more attractive as a woman than Master.
What?
Jun.
Do you have a moment?
What is it, Kaya-san?
It would be better if you lowered your dress.
Lower my dress?
When putting on a kimono, you should lower the neckband about the length of a fist at the nape of your neck.
Here, this should look much better.
Ah, thank you very much.
The fitting of a kimono is something that a woman must master.
I understand. Wait, I'm a guy!
Table five needs the usual tea!
Yes!
For crying out loud...
Can you bring me some salt?
What? Again?
T-T-This!
It's alright, this one's brand new!
Okay! Let's go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Um, salt-
Oh, so I guess it doesn't work on mice.
YASAKA!
Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Truly unbelievable!
He really is a genuine idiot!
Detergent is nothing but shampoo to a mouse!
He doesn't even know that much?
Hey, Jun, are you done yet?
Yes, I'm coming now.
Thank you for waiting.
Eh? What?
Jun-chan, how cute!
Just what is this?
You can tell by looking.
A maid outfit.
This is not clothing for men!
Notice what you're changing into, already.
I told you already, I was thinking!
There were no more spares, so I got the uniform I thought about using when I opened this place.
Like this?
So that's how it was!
I thought for sure that it was Master's private property.
It is my private property.
Huh?
Please, just let me wear my own clothes!
Let's see...
Your balance from before, in addition to this time, plus everything else you owe...
Well then, I'll be in your care!
What is it?
You...
If you had breasts, you'd really be a girl.
I-It can't be...!
Natsu no Arashi!
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How are you this evening,
Yayoi?
How are you this evening, Yayoi?
I'm feeling very well,
Kanako.
I'm feeling very well, Kanako.
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
I read another very interesting book.
What was the name of the book you liked so much, I wonder?
That is... Ah, I seem to have forgotten the title.
Will you tell me what kind of story it was?
Yes, I'd be happy to.
It is a story about the bonds of friendship between gentlemen,
spoken quietly by the burning hearts of men fighting with their trusted companions in battle.
They overcome their obstacles, carrying justice, truth, and love in their hearts,
clashing with one another and inviting those that observe their actions to join them in an intoxicating world.
My, what a story! It sets the heart ablaze!
The swordsman had something he would always say.
So exciting... Will you tell me?
Hiten Mitsurugi-
Hey, when do you get off work?
I'm closing today.
Is your school close by?
No, I get here by train.
Jun-kun, how cute!
He's even more popular than before.
The sales went up, too.
I can use this!
Why am I being forced to do this?
Hey, Jun, be more friendly towards the customers.
Huh?
Act more flirtatious.
If you do that, the customers will spend even more money.
I hate being all flirty like that!
Huh?
You're a really stupid guy, you know that?
All you have to do is something like this!
But I guess if what's underneath is missing, it isn't really all that sexy.
You bastard!
It can't be helped. We'll win with quantity over quality.
It's a demon.
A demon has appeared.
You... look really bad in that.
This is completely useless.
This won't bring in any customers.
You should have realized that earlier!
Hey, Master,
instead of Hajime-chan, isn't there someone more suited for this? Look!
Welcome back, master!
Would you like to order something?
Or maybe you'd prefer a bath?
Or maybe me~?
It's sort of like...
I can see the thinly veiled evil leaking out from underneath that smile...
What did you say?
Oh, man...
In the end, her personality makes it impossible.
It's not impossible!
Don't push yourself. Wouldn't it be more natural for Arashi-san or Kaya-san to wear that?
Ta-da!
How is it, Hajime-chan?
It's the best, Arashi-san!
Hey, you too, Kaya!
But, I...
To wear this type of clothing in public is...!
What are you going to do, Jun?
You're going to lose.
It's fine! I lose!
What?
A man should try his best no matter the challenge, right?
The manliest thing to do in this battle is to be the most feminine!
Which is it?
Detective Office
Now, our next experiment is...
A giant explosion using soda and candy!
When you add mint candy to carbonated soda, it will explode! Is that really true?
Well then, let's find out!
Detective Office
Please do not try this, the manager assures it is very dangerous.
Exact change received.
Thank you very much.
Jun-kun has already become the perfect lady, hasn't he?
That kid's acting during the independent film was really spectacular!
He has so much acting talent, doesn't he?
My acting is good too, you know!
Before this, I used it to get jewelry, cars, and big apartments!
Huh? What are you doing there, Kaya?
Ah... Um... That is...
Get out here and help the customers, Kaya.
I can't show myself to the customers like this...
What kind of old-fashioned ways are those?
It's not as if you're a person from the war era.
She is a person from the war era, though...
It can't be helped, then.
Go manage the register, then.
That's 2000 yen.
Here's 310 back.
Wait.
Hey, Kaya.
Do you understand why he gave you a bill instead of change?
Not really. Why is that?
That, Kaya, is because he wants to touch your hand while receiving the change.
Huh?
Waitresses are only allowed to be touched when payment is exchanged.
This is the best chance for extra service!
Hold the money in your right hand and offer it with your left hand underneath so that it doesn't drop.
But this is just the excuse.
Your left hand is actually the secret weapon you shall use for your evil desires!
When you put the money into his hand, instantly grab him with the other and shake it!
A man is definitely aiming for this while paying his bill!
In other words, you're telling me to grab the hand of a man I have never met?
Huh?
You must make it look like an accident, just like a demon.
While doing this, say "Please come again!", smile, and grab their hand.
This is the secret technique I call 'Hidden Handshake'!
It will definitely capture the heart of any male customer!
So then, Kaya!
It is time for you to show me your power!
I can't do it! Such an unclean thing...
Hey now, no man is going to buy you a mansion if you're acting like that!
Please don't teach her bad things!
It's not bad. It's a woman's refined power, after all.
That is not power!
Kaya-san is someone with a pedigree. Please don't try to make her do the impossible.
It's hardly impossible!
It's just holding their hand and saying, "Please come again!"
Please come again.
What the hell are you doing?
You told me to use my power, so I'm using it!
What are you going to do if I lose customers?
I wonder about you guys sometimes...
But if you shake hands with every customer, you might find the guy you can connect with!
I can't do something like shaking hands with a man...
Besides, I can only connect with women, so...
Break
Room
It's kind of like there's too much going on every day...
It's because I met him...
Ah, that right! Arashi-san!
Where do you want to go next time?
That's right, there are a lot of places in Hakuraku we haven't gone to yet.
I'll accompany you anywhere!
Don't tell me you're still...
Yeah.
We go to the Second Great War and save people.
You sure are reckless, aren't you?
You're an adult, Arashi-san. You shouldn't drag a child into something so dangerous!
Hey, Kamigamo, I'm not getting dragged into this.
I'm helping her of my own free will.
I know! You should try it out!
Eh?
You're a boy, so you might connect with Arashi-san!
I've never connected with more than one guy, but...
Let's try it out, Arashi-san!
I-I'm fine!
It's okay, don't be afraid!
Stop that! I said stop! Let go!
Don't fight so hard. We're just trying it out!
I'm telling you to stop!
Nothing happened.
I guess I can't connect with Jun-kun.
To be an agent, you need more than just raw talent.
Noah's Ark
He doesn't know, but just what is he doing?
He doesn't know, but... He doesn't know, but...!
That's right, they don't know... do they?
I can't tell them at this point, can I?
If they find out, I might not be able to return to the Ark anymore...
I wonder if I'm being selfish?
Did you get into a fight?
Kaya-san?
No, things are the same as always.
Are you alright?
He's not a bad guy, but he really is an idiot!
I see.
You're pretty close, aren't you?
No we're not!
If you can fight with someone, it means you're close with them.
I'm the same way with Arashi.
Kaya-san...
Thank you for protecting me before.
I'm not very good at dealing with men.
From looking at Master, it may be a good thing that you're not used to it.
You're right. It may be that you understand a woman's heart...
That's because men have the same kind hearts. I'm sure of it.
You... should go easy on me, you know?
As if I care!
It's all your fault.
What was that?
Stop that already, Hajime-chan!
We made some good sales. I wonder if we should wear maid outfits from tomorrow onwards?
I will not wear women's uniforms anymore.
How disappointing! Don't be like that!
I'm fine with wearing them!
It would be better if you didn't.
Table two needs one cola.
Okay!
Again?
Geez.
How are you this evening,
Yayoi?
How are you this evening, Yayoi?
I am feeling very well,
Kanako.
I am feeling very well, Kanako.
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
I read another very interesting book.
What was the name of the book you liked so much, I wonder?
That is... Ah, I seem to have forgotten the title.
Will you tell me what kind of story it was?
Yes, I'd be happy to.
It's a story about the bonds of friendship between gentlemen,
spoken quietly by the burning hearts of men fighting with their trusted companions in battle.
They overcome their obstacles, carrying justice, truth, and love in their hearts,
clashing with one another and inviting those who observe their actions to join them in an intoxicating world.
My, what a story! It sets the heart ablaze!
The seemingly defenseless boy had something that he would always say.
TL Note: The word used here is 'uke', which can either mean 'defenseless' or the 'catcher' in a gay relationship.
What is it? Will you tell me?
Pegasus Meteor-
When you think of summer, it's...
Mosquito incense, maybe?
Those incense pigs are really cute, aren't they?
But I wonder if the smoke comes out of the holes in their nose or their mouth?
It comes out of their ass!
You should watch your mouth!
Get up bright and early again tomorrow!
Natsu no Arashi!
Get up bright and early next time!